Ween Night is Here

From the desk of the Dear Supreme Leader - citizens from zones 1 through 6 must report to Cob Park before the lighting of the bonfire.  Bring two garbage bags full of sugar and one of chocolate.  Citizens from zone 7 will bring mixing oars.  Fieldville is going to make the world's largest Chocolate Corn Cob.  Be sure to pick up your proctor's present on your way there.  Those that have volunteered to be Weeners and Weenies for the Ween Parade must be lined up on Fish Lane before sundown.  Everyone else bring a camel...

Bring your camel

Thanks for your support - send camel sized spittoons, conveniently sized rocks, large meat cows for upcoming Bird Day, and tweets to @cjswift