Saturday, October 3, 2009

Ultimatum - MAYOR OF CATTOWN

Citizens of Fieldville and Crick County - we have taken over your precious Street Level - obey!


We the People's Collective of Cattown, have taken over your precious Street Level.  You are hereby warned not to venture into our Collective's territory without proper papers - all others will be taken into educational custody and be allowed to work at the People's Quarry.  We the People's Collective of Cattown have no additional territorial demands.  We have the Factor of Friendbook and Street Level in protective custody.

We are preparing the People's Collective of Cattown Manifesto and will continue to communicate with you through this channel.

Your Support is EXPECTED - Remand to us the following:  all copies of Street Level held in private hands, large-type books, VHS tapes, chopped rooster stew, and small text messages to THE MAYOR OF CATTOWN

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