Sand Point Floating Potatoes - Offers Hope for Winter

His Honor has made a statement to bolster all Cattowners spirits, "Due to the famous floating potatoes of the liberated territory of Sand Point, all Cattowners will have enough starch for the winter."

Sand Point floating potatoes offer hope for winter

With Cattown's poisoned pig supply, Cattowners have been worrying how they are going to get through the long CCCP winter here on the steppes.  His Honor has assured all citizens and residents of the Liberated Territories, there will be enough starch to make it through the winter.  A statement issued by the Cattown City Hall stated that it is important that all citizens and residents of CCCP stock up on canned Cling Peaches and Fruit Cocktail to provide the rest of the nutrition pyramid.  Is anybody paying attention, get me out of here!!!!!!

Gifts of Appreciation should be included with old phone books, connective tissue from camels, poorly installed electrical devices, things that make maggots possible in our lives, and heavy syrup fruit cocktail to His Honor in care of the Cattown City Hall