Workers suck leaves on Fish Lane
Tonight's Third Night activities will take place in a leaf-free zone. Zone proctors remind all residents they must have a clean lawn before coming to Cob Park's Third Night event. Locals all know that they should bring a paper sack and lard, but the Proctor of Rituals and Shoes has asked everyone to bring their First Night wish lists and registries.
The Proctor of Editing and Torture also reminds citizens to ease up on the use of ellipses and hyphens - there are just too many...
Thanks for your support - send effortless diets, secret tooth whiteners, coin operated clockwork leaf bags, non-repetitive rap songs, wrap songs for First Night, turbine assisted lawn sprinklers, hairless cats, and tweets to @cjswift
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