First Night - Are your Doors Locked?

Fieldville - Tonight is First Night and all citizens of all zones should be ready to defend their homes from the normal unworldly visitors of First Night.  Many things take the forms of normal animals, objects, and even residents of the Artists' Zone.

Things are not as they appear on First Night

Citizens are warned that residents of the Artists' Zone are focusing on Zombies this year.  The head of the Artists' Zone, known as the Emperor of the Southeast, told Street Level today that his subjects are not and never have been zombies and it was a vile rumor spread by jealous Cattown refugees who are sick of living in Fieldville Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) trailers.  "You got them Cattowners living in them free trailers and they get full of themselves," the Emperor stated.  "Why most of my subjects have to be wait staff at the Cob Cafe or work in the Fieldville High School laundry.  I know we burnt most of their houses down, but they are Cattowners after all."

Street Level personally urges residents to dress up like Artists' Zoners and get all you can from the Cattowners who don't know any better, about the true meaning of First Night - take advantage of newcomers and then blame them for everything.  In related news for the big day tomorrow - ween will be upon us and we need volunteers to be weeners and weenies in the Ween Parade.  All volunteers will receive torches and pitchforks for the March on the Trailers, immediately after the parade.

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