Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Fieldville Sympathizers Found in Flatburgh

Flatburgh - today, in the liberated territory of Flatburgh, a blanket full of weapons was discovered.  The Cattown People's Liberation Army found the weapons in the hands of known sympathizers in Flatburgh's artists district.  A keen-eyed sergeant spotted an article of interest during a routine house incursion.


Fieldville Sympathizers'  Weapons in Flatburgh

Sergeant Yoder, in his own words, "We was tossin' this house out in the artists district when I seen this like lumpy blanket in a corner.  Then I seen it was a Fighting Fighters blanket from them runnin' dog Fieldvillers.  Me and the guys kicked the crap, umm, I mean processed the heck outta the residents, and brought them to justice."  The weapons are expected to be on display during the speedy trial this afternoon.

Stick around for the post-trial - the mayor and his entourage will be there to share in the entertainment, the mayor says this will be a BYOR (Bring Your Own Rocks) event.  TIME: IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE TRAIL  PLACE: CATTOWN PLAZA

HIS HONOR WELCOMES YOUR PRAISE - BRING HOARDED FOOD HELP I AM STILL HERE, BANNED FIELDVILLE BOOKS, I MEAN IT THE MAYOR IS INSANE ECONOMIC AID, AND POSTCARDS TO THE MAYOR OF CATTOWN

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