The CCCP Manifesto
The Cattown Common Collective of the People (CCCP) has completed the first draft of their Manifesto, "THE IMPERATIVE of MOTHERLAND SECURITY". We are publishing this map of our territorial imperative to the running dogs of Fieldville. Our appropriations of these lands are necessary to preserve the historic integrity of the Motherland. We the CCCP have no other territorial demands besides these.
The CCCP is Freedom Though Imperative. Quality is Job 1. The Future Through Control.
At 0900 hours this morning, CCCP operatives collected this photo of the so called Supreme Leader at the morning compulsory street review. The running dog is clearly holding something in his hand!!!!!
Gratitude is Compulsory - immediately remand, COLORED PENCILS, PRIVATELY HELD LIGHT BULBS,HELP THEY HAVE ME TRAPPEDPLASTIC CAFETERIA TRAYS,HELP ME PLEASELARD, THEY HAVE THE FACTOR OF FRIENDBOOK HERE TOOFREESTANDING ASHTRAYS, AND SHORT TEXT COMMUNIQUES TO MAYOR OF CATTOWN
1 comment:
Two questions ~
If "Quality is job 1", then why is site so lame?
Too - Isn't the PC term now "African American pencils"? Or is that two un-PC?
Does PC stand for Perfect Concept? I thought it does/did/do.
Can't you keep the kids away from the SL? I mean, what's that in his hand? No one really wants to know, ya know?
How do you CCCPP-ers expect vision challenged people to read that disgusting RED FONT on such an incompatible background. I don't even know what it says, and I'm intelligent. I'm even important, and no one told me about this. Wisconsin Tourism Federation!
Regards,
Anon.
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