Street Level's 200th Post

Fieldville - Local Druids are up in arms about claims of mysterious faces appearing on Cattown Floating Potatoes.  Fieldville's Elder Arch Druid stated, "Faces appearing on potatoes is not Druidic, it's the kind of thing you see when some wanderer comes in all robed up and gets the curious to buy tonics or potions that have nothing to do with spells.  Some of them get quite a following, but that's most in places like Cattown.  Here in Fieldville people know their places."

Caution - clicking the image above may cause non Druidic visions

Street Level has obtained one of the so-called mystery floating potatoes - this very one is claimed to show the face of the Mayor of Cattown.  Street Level for one has been polluted enough with the wild and Undruidic beliefs of Cattown. The horrors witnessed in Cattown during incarceration, will not be related here.  Street Level showed this floating potato to 10 citizens of the Proctory and only 2 claimed to see a face.  Those two live in Fieldville's own Art District. 


The Proctor of Processions and Rituals warns citizens of Fieldville, especially those in the Clean Zone, possession of a Floating Potato Face, even for medicinal purposes, is punishable by not less than 10 years at the Fieldville Tire Station attempting to extinguish the fire.

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