Dear Supreme Leader Gives Himself a Hardy Pat on the Back...

Fieldville - Dear Supreme Leader congratulated himself for a Job-Well-Done, and has declared Ween Night a success.  He now urges all citizens of all zones to begin preparations for this month's Bird Day.  In Dear Supreme Leader's own words, "Citizens of Fieldville can be proud of the small part they played in my successful Ween Night."

Dear Supreme Leader's new official portrait

Dear Supreme Leader has issued a new ¢1,000 note.  It is now possible to carry 1,000 Cob note in your wallet along with the normal 100's and 500's.  It is the Dear Supreme Leader's wish to reduce the printing costs for citizens' Cobs. 

Upon hearing of the new ¢1,000 note, the Cob Cafe raised the cost of a Cappuccino to ¢500.

Thanks for your support - send bushels of ¢1,000 bills, coin operated clockwork leaf blowers, gourmet raisins, Department of Natural Resources waiver forms, more stop signs, capes, tights, spring-loaded cats, and tweets to @cjswift - ex machina