Biff takes an Oath of Fealty to the DSL

Fieldville - Biff has just taken his oath of fealty to the Dear Supreme Leader.  In a private ceremony at the palace Biff pledged his fealty to the DSL and promised to use all his considerable powers to bring the sun back and fix Friendbook the popular social media site.

Biff is now on the trail of the evil-doers

Evil-doers beware - Biff VSL is on your trail.  Biff left the palace with his evil-doer banishing staff and was last seen heading toward Cattown. Citizens and residents alike cheered him as he passed through downtown Fieldville this morning.

With the sun disappearing it is more important than ever that all citizens and even residents get the proper pick-me-up first thing in the morning.  Citizens who eat Fieldville Potato Flakes in the morning are more likely to live through the coming dark times, are more successful, and are more likely to become a proctor.

Get ahead - Get Fieldville brand Potato Flakes

Stay tuned to Street Level for more news about Biff's quest.

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