Scientists Refuse Sun Ritual of Druids

Fieldville - the Proctor of Science and Endowments has lashed out at the Brotherhood of the Druidic Path, Local 43 for stepping into scientific realms.  "Saving the world is the job of science," he stated.  "We can't have a bunch of people running around in cowls pronounce all manner of things, it just doesn't do."

The proctor showed Street Level the newest scientific instrument they are using to determine just when the sun will disappear.

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Frank, the Grand High Druid of Local 43 of the Brotherhood of the Druidic Path stated, "The sun was saved yet another year by your local brotherhood.  It stopped moving toward the edge of the world at about noon today.  Starting tomorrow, if there is enough honorariums left at the Path's door, it will start moving north toward the other edge of the world.  If you don't want it to fall off of that one, we'll have to talk.  As the Druidic Leader at the beginning of the world stated, "THE HOLE IS BIGGER THAN IN SOME PARTS.""

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