Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Scientists Confront Biff with "Where's the Sun???"

Fieldville - "Where's the Sun," was heard throughout Cob Park today.  Cob Park was the scene of angry mobs of scientists at noon, when the sun refused to appear.  They spent the day looking for Biff, and it finally ended with the sub proctors of the Proctor of Justice and Taxes breaking up the group with cattle prods and mustard gas.  The picture below is from noon today.  The scientist said, "There is no way that the sun is coming back."


Scientists don't agree with Biff about the end of the world

Biff was unavailable for comment as he is moving north to follow the sun, as his publicist has told Street Level. "Biff has told everyone that the sun is returning, if some reactionary scientists can't get over it, then it is going to be their problem when the snow melts and we can plant potatoes again."  Biff is the Vice Supreme Leader, it may not behoove the scientists to dis him like they have.

The mobs of scientists published the photo below to show the sun issue here in Fieldville.


Sally shows the scientific "Graf" showing the probability of the end of times

Thanks for your support - send freezing rain, The Sun is Gone brand beer, bad Christmas Carols, Firestone Christmas Albums, chocolate covered fingernails, edible paint, the 10,000 eyes and ears of Mithra and her sun moving abilities, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina 

1 comment:

Seedguy said...

Fieldville should be host to the next UN Climate Summit.