Biff to Dance the Yule Dance Tonight to Bring Back the Sun by Tuesday!!

Fieldville - Tonight is the night that Fieldville can finally rest easy.  Biff (VSL), in concert with Brotherhood, local 43, of the Druidic Path, will make a special appearance at the Fieldville Opera House.  He will dance the Yule dance, guaranteed by the Brotherhood to bring the sun around by Tuesday.  It is interesting to note that this particular Yule was choreographed by Sister Mary Sean of the Brotherhood, and it is considered one of the best arrangements there is for bringing the sun back.

Biff Appears Tonight at the Fieldville Opera House to Bring the Sun Back

(seen in the wings are the Proctors of Music and Hawaiian Shirts)

The scientific community have been quite upset with Biff's acceptance of the Brotherhood's dance routine.  "There is nothing scientific about dancing to make the sun come back.  We scientists think Biff is going to look pretty stupid on Tuesday when the sun just keeps slipping to the south.  We will have all of our really most important looking scientific instruments trained on the sun Tuesday and will prove the end of the world is still happening.  What do you expect from a bunch of people who think the world is as old as 300 years?" stated the Proctor of Science and Endowment.

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