Family Values With the Smith's

Fieldville- While Street Level hides under the bed waiting for the sun to come back, From the Desk of Street Level will bring the Smith's Family Values Page.

While daddy is out selling cigarettes the Smith family washes the family car

Why did that man call mommy Sailor Boy?  It must be a PTA thing.  Daddy goes to his lodge, "Haters of Everybody But People Like Us" tonight, so the rest of the family is out on the town spending daddy's cigarette money.  

The next Day...

Because, they washed the car the next day it rained.

 

Jane learns to fit in with the other girls, by sucking up to the Drama Queen.

Look Jane, Look!  It is raining. What shall we do now?  I can not get my pretty yellow dress wet.  Oh, what shall we ever do?

Meanwhile, out at the farm

 

Two nice men take Milky to a new home!

Look Dick, look! Look at Milky.  Milky is going away. Milky is going away to his new home.  Two nice men are taking Milky.

Next time...mommy aka Sailor Boy teases Sally until she cries.

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