Thursday, December 10, 2009

Scientists Find Edge of Earth

Fieldville - Palace scientists announced today that they have positively identified the edge of the Earth.  Located about five miles west of Lead Junction.  During a routine experiment involving science instruments, lenses, and electricity the edge was found.



Edge of Earth Identified

No word yet on what lies beyond the edge, but local 43 of the Brotherhood of the Druidic Path, have an answer.  They say that just beyond the edge lies a land were there are no faeries, elves, or garden gnomes.  It is said that machines do the thinking, and people fly without the aid of balloons.  Street Level will maintain a healthy level of skepticism on such things.  Most people think that if you get too close you will just fall off and evil slugs there will eat you.

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