Scientists Find the World's Oldest Known Book

Fieldville - In what scientists are calling a watershed discovery, the Proctor of Science and Endowments unveiled what he claims to be the world's oldest book.  This book has been dated by scientific methods not disclosed to Street Level.  "We have determined that this book is at least 80 years and may be as old as ONE HUNDRED YEARS.  That it would make it very close to the beginning of time," he told Street Level.

Scientists claim this is the world's oldest book

Scientists now believe that time began on a Friday in August 1872.  They dismiss as preposterous, the notion that the Druid espouse - the world is over 300 YEARS OLD.  Scientists tell us that the sun could not burn that long and all the mountains in the world would have been worn down by erosion.  "Mud Lake would have evaporated in the that amount of time.  We respect the Brotherhood as far as rituals and whatnot, but we have to be scientific when we describe the cosmos,"  Stated the Proctor of Science and Endowments.

All the news of the end of the world has taken its toll on some citizens of some of the better zones.  With the recent break in the weather today some of them played a little hooky, and headed out to Fieldville's famous Sausage Links.

Take time for the great taste of a Cob Lite!

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