Thursday, December 17, 2009

Fieldville Ladies Team Up to Save the World and Little Money Too

Fieldville - The ladies of Fieldville, from all zones, are teaming up to save the world and make a little money too.  Many of Fieldville's better halves are holding Druid Parties to keep the sun from disappearing and make a little mad money on the side.  The Fieldville Food Barn (tm) has reported an increase in the purchase of various spices and live chickens, which we all know are important to a successful Druid Party.


Making the End of the World Fun!! - Druid Parties (Click for details)

While the ladies of Fieldville have been doing their part - Biff (VSL) has increased his footprint in his quest for the evil-doers making the sun disappear.  He was seen this afternoon looming over downtown Fieldville with his Evil-doer-banishing-staff waiting for the weekly Dear Supreme Leader's weekly parade and hot tub evening.  No word yet when he will get to fixing Friendbook, the popular social networking web site.  It is known that Biff did purchase a "Ball of Power" from the Iowa Gambling Consortium at the Fish Lane Liquor Store.


Biff should have a great view of tonight's parade

Thanks for your support - send 2,000 year old leper shrouds, Dr. Bill's vapor pills, toe jam, bandage jelly, liquid fish butter, I Can't Believe it's Not Infected Chicken Strips, IRS forms, Health Insurance CEO brand yachts, small expectation New Year's Resolutions, wind-up U.S. Senator Hot Air brand space heaters, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina 

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