Snow Storm takes Fieldville by Surpise

Fieldville - with only five days warning, citizens of Fieldville were taken unaware when a powerful winter storm pummeled our fair city.  At one point, the mountain pass to the palace was in danger of drifting over. Thanks to the promise of a grumpy Dear Supreme Leader, citizens dropped what they were doing and cleared a path for the Leadermobile.

Leadermobile almost caught in the Palace Pass

The streets were almost deserted as 200 MPH winds caused trees to topple and stones to be blasted by the unbridled force of Snow Gale, as it has been called by the Proctor of Weather and Lottery.  "We're not likely to see anything like this in our lifetimes," she said.  "The only time we've ever had a storm like this was that blessed day the Dear Supreme Leader was born from the sky.  The mountains shook, the land was tranformed by the snow, and the fishing was pretty good."

Street Level has learned that the only store open on Fieldville's square is the Fish Lane Liquor Store.The good news is the Fieldville Tire Station Fire has not spread today due to the world ending snow event.

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