Citizen's Gate Now Open

Thanks to the beneficence of the Dear Supreme Leader has opened a Citizen's Gate at the palace.  According to palace sources the gate will be open during regular business hours 5 days a week except Wednesday afternoons when Dear Supreme Leader takes the afternoon off from his busy days and relaxes in the palace hot tub with the palace doxies and select proctors.

Citizen's Gate now open for business

The palace has informed us since the Dear Supreme Leader's induction into the super secret society the Folk, he has been busy with not only the tremendous duties of running the freelands of Crick County, but also helping out with the secret world government.  Sources, that wish to remain anonymous, say Dear Supreme Leader has been working with the Office of UFO Coverups.

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