Everyone to be Happy

Fieldville - Citizens are now going to be happy, in addition to being safe from Cattown.  A new sweeping proposal from the Council of Proctors would provide all citizens of Fieldville a vehicle and home and their own wall.  Palace officials declined to comment today as it was Wednesday and the Dear Supreme Leader's hot tub day.

Everyone to be Happy in Fieldville

In other news the Proctor of Information Technology and  Excuses is promising to have the popular social website "Friendbook" up and perfect by the time of the next full moon, or at least that's what it sounded like from his leech pit which due to the recent cool weather is now beginning to freeze over.  One of his guards quipped, "That aint the only thing that will freeze over before "Friendbook" works."

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