Citizens are Proud of Biff

Fieldville - Citizens and residents alike are being heard in every zone to exclaim their joy over Biff VSL.  On any street corner or around the liquor store ashtray, you can hear citizens express their appreciation of Biff VSL.  Never have the citizens of Fieldville been so optimistic, even in the face of the disappearing sun.

A little dark never hurt anyone - well said little Sissy! (click for larger view)

While citizens are relaxing in their homes, Biff is out getting to the bottom of the evil-doing in Crick County.  We got a picture of him today as he was going the archives of "Friendbook", the popular social web site.

Biff is getting to the bottom of all our problems

The Brotherhood of the Druidic Path, Local 43, went on record today saying that if the people of Fieldville didn't start showing up with honorariums at the Druidic Path Crop Circle, they could just forget about ever seeing the sun again.  Biff was not available for comment.

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