East Side Strip Mall Holds End of the World Sale

Fieldville - the East Side Strip Mall is holding a no-holds- barred total blow out sale.  We contacted the assistant associate greeter part time lead worker for her comments, "all I got to say is you'll never see a sale like this in your lifetime.  The place is going crazy and the markdowns are tremendous.  Oops, got to go," she told us, as she saw the manager approaching.

East Side Strip Mall Giant Blow-Out Sale (click for larger view)

 This is truly an end of the world sale EVERYTHING MUST GO.  East Side Strip Mall needs to liquidate their entire inventory before the end of the world.  If you need tires, they're almost giving them away at 90% of the suggested retail price.  Why face the end of the world with bald tires, when you can have fresh tires from the East Side Strip Mall.

Whoa, 10% off on select items to qualified customers, looks like the East Side Strip Mall means business in this end of times thing.  So saddle up whatever you have, and head to the East Side before it's too late.

In other news, the scientific community is still baffled with the continuing disappearance of the sun and what that might mean to several grants.  The Dean of the College of Science at the Fieldville International University suggests that next year's tuition will have to be raised to compensate for the end of the all that we know, it also may be necessary to implement a pre-end-of-the-world surcharge to make up for shortfalls in faculty meal and housing allowances.

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