Then did Fatty escort us down to the second circle, which was called "Lust and Hip Hop". There we were met by Tupac in a top hat. Virgil said unto Tupac, "Dude, is this like the second circle?"
Tupac then did say unto us, "Yeah, I guess, but it isn't all that you would think it would be. I thought, when I found myself in the "Lust and Hip Hop" hood it would be a righteous gig. All they play is that crap by Double G, man the righteous [{crap} translated from the original] I rapped was some really down [{crap} translated from the original]. My [{women} translated from the original] and me like partied down with better [{crap} translated from the original] than this on like just a Tuesday night...[lacuna]"
They got people here in the lust section that are here because they like looked at some chick's ankle in like the like 1800's or some [{crap} translated from the original]. It used to be the Lust and Rock and Roll hood, that like is so not bad anymore.
Canto 30
Virgil then did yawn and say unto Tupac, "Dude, thanks but we got a lot of circles to go, can you just point to the third circle and we can leave you to your fate"
Tupac made a rude gesture and with the very same finger pointed us to the portal of the 3rd circle. There upon the portal was a burning sign and a mass of caution tape. The burning sign did say, "Circles 3 and 4 are closed by action of the Chamber of Malls, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE."
Tomorrow the 5th Circle - Couch Potatoes and the Fight Club.
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