Flatburgh in an effort to keep up with Fieldville's new wires is removing its sidewalks in favor of large steppingstones. City Proctor Vance Lance stated, "Steppingstones will make Flatburgh less flat. When people think of Flatburgh, they think of flat." Flatburgh is in the process of launching their Fall Sales Campaign - Flatburgh, Your Steppingstone to the Future.
Flatburgh will launch their campaign next week during Labor Day by a city-wide gutter cleaning, and removal of alley lounge chairs.
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