The First Level - Limbo

Canto 24

And then did we find ourselves in the first circle, which was called "Limbo" Virgil and I were met at its portal by Fatty Arbuckle who signed to us to turn back and not enter upon the circle.  Virgil said unto him, "Fatty we're on a mission and this like the first place dude."  And Fatty did sign to him that those there didn't need tourists, they were righteous people who died before the internet and therefor could never experience Google or Facebook.

But Virgil did say to him, "Fatty there are dudes here that were like so died after the internet, what are their sins?"

Fatty exclaimed to the heavens with his voice, "Those are Human Resources staff or Management Consultants who used the phrase, "raising the bar", which is the cause of the name of this circle - Limbo."

Tomorrow - the second circle, Lust and Hip Hop music.

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