Cattown Bikests slipped into Fieldville last night
Sometime after evening curfew Cattown bikests entered Fieldville. The Food Barn reports their entire seafood counter was emptied, along with that many boxes of cake mixes are missing. There is evidence that they chased chickens and terrorized Fieldville pets. The husband of the Factor of Friendbook reported her missing shortly after curfew was lifted. There are no confirmations yet, but shrimp tails and empty cake mix boxes were found at the scene. The Factor is a well loved operative of the Proctor for Information.
The Supreme Leader issued a statement this morning condemning the attack as an act of war, and then shortly voted with himself to declare war on Cattown. The Fieldville Catapults were seen rolling toward Cattown with all the rest of the former Council of Proctors still attached to them.
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