Cattown Town Hall Gets a Face Lift!

Cattown - officials in the town of Cattown are patting themselves on the back for a "job well done".

Cattown Town Hall Reaching Three Stories into the Sky

Cattown's massive three story town hall now sports letters spelling out "City of Cattown"  Now there will be no excuses about not being able to find town hall when summoned to a proctor's office.  The Bureau of Services and Interventions ordered the signage to increase morale in Cattown.  Since the closing of Jayne's Mattress Factory, the town hasn't been the same.  The Proctor of the Bureau of Services and Interventions stated, "You can't run a town on just Karaoke and Fantasy Football, you have to have a committed citizenry all pulling together.  We have a chance to get a tire dumping station at the old mattress factory, but Cattown will be passed over if the town seems too mopey-pants."

We give a hardy thumbs up to the proctor for all his hard work, and look forward to his next project, "Posters and Balloons."

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