Monday, September 28, 2009

Fieldville Issues an Emergency Proclamation

Fieldville has issued an emergency proclamation concerning the secession of Cattown from Crick County:

We the Council of Proctors hereby issue an Emergency Order by which, the Proctor of Justice and Taxes is named the "Temporary" Supreme Leader for the duration of the emergency.  The Supreme Leader has all power to right the wrongs of the evil-doers of Cattown.  The Supreme Leader is the Great Decider.

 Immediately after the proclamation, the Supreme Leader dispatched the Fieldville Pursueder down the Fieldville Cattown Railroad.


The Fieldville "Persueder" rolls down the tracks toward Cattown.

Street Level tried to reach the Supreme Leader for comment, but did not receive either a tweet or an email from him before press time.  Rumors of Cattville movements in the area could not be confirmed.

Stay tuned for more.

Thanks for your support - send weapons of medium destruction, fighting words, really really harsh bureaucratic words against Cattown, pop up toasters, Summer Olympics for Crick County, and tweets to @cjswift 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sir!YesSir! Sending chalk holders, protractors, batteries of calculators, new rulers, compasses, and …

oops … sorry.

I thought you said 'implements of math instruction'