Street Level is reaching out to Fieldville to find out what citizens think about the new shuffleboard coach.
The fighting fighters shuffleboard team has a new coach, not just a new coach, but also a known non-hunting quiche-eating gardener, who says he prefers a good book to bashing a competitor.
We ask how such a person could be in charge of mentoring our children? How will little Sally and Bobbie, learn to win, or get a shuffleboard scholarship, when you have a milquetoast teaching them? How will they learn how to build a proper pole barn?
Speaking of pole barns, the Pole Barn Museum opens this week at the Crick County Fairgrounds. It will feature over 5,000 different screws and nails used in the actual making of a pole barn. There will be many hands-on exhibits for the kids, where they can do anything from demolishing obsolete brick buildings to raising the mighty poles that hold the modern structures up against most moderate winds. So if you have already bagged your limit of doves for the week, head over the fairgrounds, you won't be disappointed.
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1 comment:
If that's the new "coach", then I think he will do just fine. He is not smiling. Everyone knows that a effective coach has to yell and shout and wave arms (got that about half figured out already, see?). Anybody that scary looking will do a good job.
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