Cattown troops abandoned this cache of weapons according to a spokesman for the Supreme Leader
Following a day of rumors the Office of the Supreme Leader released a photo of a weapons cache from somewhere on the Southern Front. All emails and tweets have been blocked by the evil-doers in Cattown and reports that have leaked from the 101st county suggest widespread panic and the use of tobacco and alcohol on the square in Cattown. Dispatches from the Fieldville Persuader indicate heavy movements of Cattown troops near Sand Point Fail-Safe locations.
In a related story the Office of the Supreme Leader has arrested the Council of Proctors and they are rumored to be attached to Fieldville's catapults.
Lock your doors tonight - Cattown is closer than you think.
Thanks for your support - send precious bodily fluids, melted phones, Better Homes and Gardens gift ideas, the Sears Christmas catalog from 1962, plastic spoons, effigies of Cattown evil-doers, and tweets to @cjswift
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