In what has been called intimidation by the Flatburgh Flying Flyers, the Fieldville Fighting Fitghters Marching Band has been issued shotguns as part of their halftime entertainment regalia.
Pictured above Fighting Fighters Marching Band members in front of the new Fieldville high school
Fieldville now has the state's first armed marching band, and the town couldn't be prouder. Coach Biter of the Fighting Fighters said today, "I'd like to see those damn wimps from Flatburgh laugh at the Fighters now." Coach Biter then spit on the ground and walked away.
Be sure not to miss the gala Pole Barn Dance show on radio KFFF AM/FM. Tonight's show will feature the world famous Pole Barn Dancers. Music will be provided by the Karaoke Banjos.
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1 comment:
I don't think anybody "gets it". Jus' sayin'
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