Fieldville Tire Station Afire; Mayor of Cattown Seen at Site - Flees
Fieldville Tire Dumping Station is afire! Conflagration seen from Flatburgh - Lead Junction - Feared Total Loss - Cattown Mayor - Person of Interest, States Fieldville Proctor of Justice and Taxes
New Dumping Station is feared a "Total Loss"
Oh the Humanity - Fieldville's new Tire Dumping Station is afire. Blow to the economy feared huge. The latest economic hope for Fieldville is going up in smoke. Fieldville Fire Department is unable to approach close enough to battle the inferno. Crick County Proctor of Secrets Applies to Governor for Disaster Relief and Free Stuff.
In a related story a diligent opossum hunter spotted the Mayor of Cattown in the tire station with a lighter.
The hunter, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, "Yeah, I saw the mayor of Cattown. He was lighting something right there in them tires. Then I seen him run like hell back toward Cattown." The Proctor of Justice and Taxes has asked all citizens of Fieldville with a hunting license to meet at the southern edge of town to form a posse. "We're not taking this, we've got enough firepower to do some real justice here," the Proctor of Justice and Taxes was heard to say.
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