Fieldville - This just in, the temperature in Fieldville is slated to reach 70 degrees. Residents are urged to take special care when buying Big Macs or Foot Longs while in unair-conditioned vehicles. Whenever possible, randomly park your pickup at an odd angle in the square and walk up to the franchise.
Remember today is the start of Dove Season in Fieldville and residents are reminded it is their responsibility to stay clear of bullets. It is expected that Corn Avenue will be especially difficult to negotiate with the sweltering heat and the parking situation, and the necessity of dodging the rare stray bullet.
Remember today is the start of Dove Season in Fieldville and residents are reminded it is their responsibility to stay clear of bullets. It is expected that Corn Avenue will be especially difficult to negotiate with the sweltering heat and the parking situation, and the necessity of dodging the rare stray bullet.
Reports of accidental pigeon shootings are grossly exaggerated.
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