Calm Returns to Cattown

Cattown - Upon hearing of the dissemblance of the beloved war-mongering liberty hating Mayor of Cattown, the streets of Cattown were the scene of wide spread rioting.  Just as it looked as if the panic in the streets was going finally put an end to the infamous Cattown, the Prelate of Cattown Human Resources declared emergency unpublished procedures implemented without a proper work plan in place.  The bold move was enough to quell the Cattown panic.  The Prelate ordered all citizens to attend mandatory team building seminars, and meet with their Emergency Assistant Program (EAP) representative.

EAP representatives will meet with each citizen in a series of mandatory re-education sessions focusing on Team Work and whimsical judgments from the HRD staff

No word yet what the reaction will be from Cattown when they learn that Dear Supreme Leader personally disassembled the Mayor of Cattown.  Dear Supreme Leader was not available for comment.

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