Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Dear Left Maxillary Second Bicuspid

Fieldville - yet another miracle has occurred.  During the deconstruction of the Mayor of Cattown Dear Supreme Leader had tooth number 13 extracted.  The Dear Left Maxillary Second Bicuspid was immediately retrieved and flown to the Fieldville Cryonics Laboratory at Fieldville High School.


The precious bicuspid was put into a cryogenic vessel to preserve the Dear Supreme Leader's DNA against the day it might be needed for... [extracted by the Proctor of Truthspeak].  After the Dear Bicuspid was placed in its vessel the miracle was noticed...  With Dear Supreme Leader everything is perfect down to his very own likeness on his teeth.

Patriotic Fieldville citizens have been extracting their own bicuspids and sending them to the Palace as a symbol of solidarity.

Thanks for your support - send dental floss, tooth brushes, special cryogenic fluids, cryogenic vessels, Walt Disney, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina

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