Dear Supreme Leader has no doubt as to which citizens defiled the palace walls, "We know the thralls of the Artists Zone have no respect for authority. Only they would show our personage as was done on the abomination."
Artists Zone Vandals Will Learn the Wrath of the Dear Supreme Leader
The Vice Supreme Leader has been seen around Fieldville in his best hobnail boots. He has been heard mumbling to himself something about getting the paint off his fingernails.
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