WARNING: reading the following article may cause you to be questioned by the Folk. The Folk is a well known secret society that is shrouds itself in mystery. They are so shrouded in mystery that only about 50% of people know that they control the World Government, which we all know runs everything else.
The Folk came to the summer palace today to induct Dear Supreme Leader into their mysterious society. The Vice Supreme Leader came to the gates and told them that Dear Supreme Leader wasn't at home and they should come back in the spring. There was a bit of a row, and the vice Supreme Leader was left speechless, as the head Folk was holding his (the Vice Supreme Leader's tongue) in his hand. More sorting out occurred and it was explained the Folk don't wait for anyone.
The Folk don't mess around and certainly don't wait, the Dear Supreme Leader took the next train to Fieldville and met them in catacombs beneath the palace. He was inducted into the Folk and was given his cowl and Finger Folk logo.
Dear Supreme Leader is now part of the Folk
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1 comment:
I see that our Dear Supreme Leader is willing to take extrordinary measures to get a mistress. Good for him! I hear that the Folk value folk values. Next thing you know, he'll be 'Grasslified' and start spouting overblown sound bites in a Folk-sy accent.
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