Dear Supreme Leader Begins Using First Person Plural

Fieldville - In a surprise move the Dear Supreme Leader has begun to use first person plural when referring to himself.  In a statement today he said, "We awoke this morning and decided our person needed a more regal lifestyle.  Our presence in Fieldville is a benefit to all citizens, even those in the Fieldville Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) trailers.  We have decided that all statuary must wear a cone upon its head when our presence is in Cob Park."

Dear Supreme Leader orders statues to wear cones

Street Level has seen Dear Supreme Leader walking late at night in his jammies through Cob Park.  The pressure of his leadership must be awesome.  Yesterday evening Street Level took this photo of Dear Supreme Leader dancing on the highway with bicycle reflectors and flashing LEDs pinned to his jammies, in preparation for the annual Holiday Lighted Parade".

Dear Leader Practices his "Holiday Lighted Parade Dance"

Street Level is sure Dear Supreme Leader's Lighted Parade dance will be the hit of the season.

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