Ink Situation Blotted Out

Fieldville - Street Level wishes to apologize for the two day lacuna in its documentation of Crick County history.  Dear Supreme Leader commandeered all of the ink in Fieldville for printing the ultimate Cob Denomination 2,000 note.  Dear Supreme Leader has decided that the 2,000 Cob note would be the penultimate note and that the ultimate note would be the 500,000 Cob note which will permanently solve the Cob printing situation.

Five Hundred Thousand Cob Note - no worries citizens.

Street Level received the latest quote for Cob Cafe Cappuccinos - 350,000 Cobs for a cappuccino in a go cup.  The Council of Proctors suggest that those who are discovered hoarding food or coal will be used as replacements for the weekly effigies burned at the Cob Park bonfire.  

In Other news, the Proctor for Rituals and Hair Care has issued a manifesto on the proper stuffing of birds for this month's upcoming Bird Day celebrations.  Street Level will publish the Manifesto in its entirety when it gets enough ink.

Thanks for your support - send cappuccinos, dainty medallions of bacon, coin operated clockwork health care protesters, squirrel nest soup, edible candles, sticky door handles, grade school water fountains, congressional licensed sportswear, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina