Dear Supreme Leader Confronts Reality

Fieldville - Dear Supreme Leader has issued a statement about reality.  "We are not amused with the shifting reality that we have been experiencing lately.  Our Leadermobil has been having a hard time negotiating shifting dimensional planes and metaverse analogues.  We have ordered the Council of Proctors to investigate the recent shifts.

Dear Supreme Leader Reacts to Reality Shifts

Street Level attempted to reach the Council of Proctors for their reaction, but none were available by press time.  Street Level did talk to the Emperor of the Art Zone, he told us that he thought the shifting reality was totally  groovy, and he couldn't understand what tude Dear Supreme Leader was copping.

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