Fieldville Gets New Quantum Mechanics (the bad physics edition)

Fieldville - Klean City Cat Certainty (KCCC) has opened up shop simultaneously in Fieldville and in an uncertain place.  Fieldville has been long know for being the "Klean City", but now that KCCC has set up shop here, we can be certain about certain cats in boxes.  KCCC prides themselves in being certainly the best quantum mechanics in the metaverse and now uncertainly in Fieldville. 

Fieldville Now Almost Certainly Has New Quantum Mechanics

In an audacious move the Council of Proctors awarded itself a stimulus block grant for new quantum mechanics.  "We've been needing mechanics here in the Klean Capitol City," said the Proctor of Superstition and Progress, today.  "Now we've got the newest mechanics around - quantum mechanics."  

Because of this formula Fieldville cannot be certain if the mechanics will ever actually be in Fieldville, but progress is worth it, don't you think.  Street Level attempted to contact Dr. Werner Heisenberg, who is the cause of this uncertainty, only to find out he was placed in a box in 1976.  Both he and Dr. Erwin Schrodinger did this so that he continued to have a 50% chance of being alive.  Both Ph.D's had cats in their classrooms and were known as the "Cat Pair of Docs".

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