Useless bandstand demolished for new Cob Park beach
The new beach is expected to open after the Beltane celebrations this spring. Water may be added later if the bond issue passes. Dear Supreme Leader has been ticked off at citizens for voting down his bond issues and has decided just to print more cobs to cover the initial investment. It is expected that when citizens get used to the beach then he will come back and ask for a bond issue to cover the expenses of completing the beach with water.
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