Thursday, November 19, 2009

Has Anyone Seen Dear Supreme Leader!!!

Fieldville - A disturbing photo and letter came into Street Level's possession this morning. 

Dear SL:

Have you seen DSL recently?  I think not.  The Leadermobil has been cruising the streets, but have you seen anyone behind that smoked glass?  I think not.  When was the last time you actually saw DSL, the Ween Parade? I think so.

Have you seen this?


Where is DSL?
I think not.  Where is Dear Supreme Leader and why?

Yours in Cob Technology
101 S. Marion DBA Maude

Whoa, we attempted to contact DSL's office but only got a ringing phone.  We went to the palace gates and found a sign with analogue clock which read Will Return at 1:00, thanks for stopping.  The Vice Supreme Leader was not available for comment.

Thanks for your support - send bloodhounds, psychics, briefcases of small denomination non sequential cob notes, a nice pair of kid gloves, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina

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