Dear Supreme Leader Enhances Councilhouse

Fieldville - The Dear Supreme Leader enhanced the Crick County Councilhouse.  "Fieldville reaches into the sky, Dear Supreme Leader is celebrating that for citizens of all zones to see and enjoy," his office reported.

Dear Supreme Leader leaves his legacy on the Councilhouse for all to see

In related news, no new denominations of Cobs have been issued today - citizens of all zones are urged not to use bills under 2,000 cobs for fuel - hysterical residents of the Fieldville Emergency Management Agency

(FEMA) trailer zone have been complaining that actual corn cobs are worth more than the new 2,000 cob notes.  This is just the kind of thing that can ruin a perfectly good economy - rumors - this nothing but rumors.

Street Level contacted the Cob Cafe and got the latest quote before press time - Cappuccinos only cost 4,000 cobs for an extra skinny.  That's a heck of a deal.

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