Fieldville Beautification Program to Begin

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors has undertaken a beautification program the will not only add to the aesthetics of Fieldville but will spell p-r-o-g-r-e-s-s with a capitol "P" for Crick County's capitol city.  The proctors will demand that 1) more businesses move to the edge of town, 2) build new metal clad pole barn buildings, 3) Illuninate their businesses with over-sized plastic signs, and 4) require public utilities to string more wires.  In a move to placate the "old fashioned" businesses around Cob Park, the proctors have given special tax incentives if the businesses cover useless bricks and/or install over-sized plastic signs.

DSL - we approve the council's forward thinking on signs and wires -

The old fashioned downtown will definitely benefit from this new program, since many of them still have ugly useless bricks and signs that can't be seen from a speeding semi.  It is rumored that the Council of Proctors is considering tearing down some of the older buildings to make way for more paved parking in the blighted area.  What more could be done to improve this old area of town.

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