Dear Supreme Leader Issues 2,000 Cob Bill

Fieldville - on the heels of his announcement of the 1,000 note, the Dear Supreme Leader has issued a new 2,000 cob bill.  The Dear Supreme Leader's office posted a notice on the Fieldville community kiosk in Cob Park, "Effective today Fieldville will have an additional denomination of legal tender - the 2,000 cob note.  The Dear Supreme Leader has issued the 2,000 cob note as a further cost cutting measure to the previous 1,000 cob note cost cutting measure."

New 2,000 Cob Note

Street Level contacted the Cob Cafe and checked the price of a tall cappuccino.  The latest quote at press time was 1,500 cobs.  Dear Supreme Leader's wisdom is world renown.

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