Monday, November 16, 2009

Vice Supreme Leader Orders New Mindset

Supreme Leader Palace, Fieldville - the Vice Supreme Leader has ordered a new mindset for citizens of all zones within Fieldville and its fealty lands. "It has come to the attention of our Dear Supreme Leader that some citizens have been carping about the weather," the vice Supreme Leader stated.  "The Dear Supreme Leader has instructed me to assure that this carping stops immediately.  I am here today to order all citizen of all zones and territories of Fieldville in the County of Crick to get a better tude."

The Vice Supreme Leader had declared that citizens must think of today as one day closer to summer and that all inspirational posters produced in Fieldville must have the following picture included with an inspirational catchphrase.


Another Perfect Day in Fieldville

The poster above shows one of approved catch phrases now available in Fieldville. The others are:

  • Teamwork for Dear Supreme Leader
  • Everything is Perfect There are no Problems
  • Cattown is Evil
  • The Vice Supreme Leader is not scheming slime ball
  • Hard Work for the Dear Supreme Leader is its own Reward
  • Our Way of Thinking is Double Plus Good
Other phrases may be approved at a later time.

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