Monday, November 23, 2009

Dear Supreme Leader Orders This Years Children's Nightmare Theme

Fieldville - in accordance to tradition the nightmare theme for this year has been decreed.  On bird eve children will be told the "Nightmare Story" and Dear Supreme Leader will appear on the official and only cable station in Crick County to show children the nightmare for this year.


A Snapshot of Dear Supreme Leader's Nightmare for this Bird Eve

Leave it to the Dear Supreme Leader to provide some real good nightmare fodder.  The Proctor of Information Technology and Excuses has said that the outage of the popular site "Friend Book" is not his fault.  Sources close to the palace have stated that the Proctor of Information Technology and Excuses has not been uninvited to the winter palace and will not be invited until Friend Book is working to the satisfaction of Dear Supreme Leader.

Thanks for your support - send various sized birds, ossifications of various thoughts and practices, lists not included here, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina 

2 comments:

Unknown said...

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Craig said...

Hey Jessica, I just bet you did, the Proctor of Justice and Taxes is interested in SPAM - I don't know why I can't stand the stuff myself.