Cattown Human Resource Director Declares Himself Mayor

Cattown - the Cattown Human resource Director has declared himself mayor Pro Permanent while the search continues for the Current Mayor.  In the interim the Pro Permanent Mayor has issued the following emergency proclamations:

1) Until someone can find the keys to the potato storehouse (the Mayor always carried them on him) all citizens will come to the Cattown Human Resource Department and receive their very own inspirational poster explaining how to overcome adversity.

2) All citizens will familiarize themselves with the established Human Resource procedures

3) All travel papers must be turned into Human Resources until such time as the Mayor Pro Permanent makes a decision on travel privileges.

4) All citizens must renew their Cattown benefits during the upcoming renewal period - those who do not will lose water, sewer, electrical, and potato services.  Non benefit class citizens may experience some discomfort when they become part of this year's forced labor camp.  Those with allergies to mercury my find it difficult in the toy factory this summer.

Thank you for your patience during the emergency and have a nice day.

Thanks for your support - send number two pencils, benefits forms, procedures, EAP, teamwork instructors, team-building exercises involving ropes or cliffs, posters, balloons, reams of certificates, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina